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tc stachington 

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."
tc stachington by classikjane March 9, 2015
Having no life and staying back at work
That guy, why wont he go home, he's seaching"
Seaching by Zegsssss April 15, 2010

slinching 

To consume alcohol at a rate of 1/12 of an average college students drinking rate. 1/12 of a slug equals a slinch.
Kid was saying he was gonna be slugging all night. He's still slinching on his first beer
slinching by Boonster30 April 10, 2011

stancing 

A combination of a stance and dancing, in which a person plants their feet in a pose and proceeds to dance rhythmically without moving their feet.
Let's have a stance off.

Rachel: Yo did you see how hard Rebekah rocked that stancing?
Sarah: I wish I could stance as great as she does.
stancing by pagodasplan August 7, 2015

Staching 

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.
After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.
Staching by KingSoggy July 3, 2019
An abnormally long and thin penis that resembles a rod which is long in length but has a very small circumferance.
Richard can't satisfy his wife because he has a stenling.
stenling by Appocolyptik December 13, 2006