Sniffing Dick 

The process of doing absolutely nothing at work.

Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.

Sniffing Dick by DTallon October 15, 2009

ball snarffling 

The process through which a funny sound is made when there is suckage of the balls.

Lyndsay has many talents, but her forte is ball snarffling.

ball snarffling by Jon, John, and Judah July 4, 2006

sniffing the paint 

When you sniff a girls vagina so hard her pussy lips get sucked into your nostrils and she orgasms.

Jenna got drunk last friday and told her girlfriend's Garrett spent the whole thursday sniffing the paint.

sniffing the paint by BigPapiDaddyGrande May 13, 2015

paddle sniffing 

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.

victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.

paddle sniffing by beeps pa April 9, 2009

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs 

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Sniffin’ Cheese 

That ripe, pungent, cheesy smell one acquires on their fingers after scratching bodily orifices, crack and crevices. Or for males, the scrotal region.

This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.

Man I gave that homeless dude a hand job in the alley and now my hand smells like sniffin’ cheese.

I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.

Sniffin’ Cheese by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

moon stiffing 

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.

"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."

moon stiffing by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014