Slumped off the Loud 

When you are slumped off the loud you are high off of potent marijuana , a common african pot smoking term.

"Mayyn Louds got me slumped" "Yeahhhh im Slumped off the Loud"

Slumped off the Loud by 420Loudslumper February 10, 2012

Slurpee Capital of the World 

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

Slurpee Capital of the World by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

nebraska slurpee 

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she snorts your jizz

"Tina nebraska slurpee'd Jim last night behind the Cinnabon. She still has a headache"

nebraska slurpee by thedestroyer1222 August 24, 2007

cod slurper 

A homosexual; a slurper of the cods.

Get a load of that flaming cod slurper.

cod slurper by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

period slurper by snickle douche August 13, 2010

Gerber Slurper 

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

Gerber Slurper by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Slurpee Rule 

A method of teaching that is effective in keeping students attention, but may scramble a few brains in the process.

Also see

-Monkey Rule-
Bannana Rule-
*Zurzeghreb*
-Communism Rule

Guy: You can buy anything I can give you a special discount!
JM: How can you give me discount this is 7-11 corporate store, what is this special Slurpee Rule?
Guy: Look Jerry, come at 5:75 and you will have your discount

Slurpee Rule by resonant_tesla February 25, 2011