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Slept Like A Baby 

A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.

Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".

I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
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slept like chevy

When you sleep really hard. Such a hard sleep it is reminiscent of the old Chevy jingle from the 90's:
"Like a rock...ooooooohhhhhhhh like a rock"
Damn your looking ruff did you sleep last night?

Fuck yeah! I slept like Chevy!
slept like chevy by jaynedough August 25, 2018

Slept like a baby 

freddy: i feel so rested bro, i slept like a baby
Slept like a baby by stready February 18, 2019

slept a donut

When one sleeps for 12 hours straight, thereby circling round the clock, making the shape of a donut.
"Oh man, I was so wasted after the party that I slept a donut last night."
slept a donut by ballers34 November 10, 2021

Slept like Toasty 

Did not sleep at all
Oh, man! I gamed all night, I slept like Toasty

slept in 

wrinkled, not crisp, withered
Dr. Dre looks so old, his face looks slept in.
slept in by fiddycyn January 25, 2011

Slept Like a Baby 

Something someone says as a metaphor, but what they don’t realize is babies wake up crying every 2 hours for food or a diaper change.
Person D (D for dumb): Man I slept like a baby last night
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)
Slept Like a Baby by lex_and_em February 11, 2019