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smirting 

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.
Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!
smirting by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010

shkirting 

walking in public, wearing and over-sized shirt and absolutely no pants, bras, or panties
Jack: Come on, baby. Get in the water
Rebbecca:No, then you'll see me naked
Jack:Why?
Rebbecca:Because im shkirting.
Jack: Then can I look under your shkirt?
shkirting by pimpin102 August 15, 2010

shirting 

to take your shirt and put it over someones face.
guy puts his shirt over friends face, "you got shirted!"
friend: "damn, shirting sucks azz"
shirting by warezscene March 27, 2009
Being relaxed but being stressed out at the same time
Stop skinting man(watching tv but being stressed out about homework)
skinting by Alex Goldsworthy February 13, 2008
pimpin' the shit out of life. Whether rolling high class or skeeting the way out of class, or skeetin' that shit.
Kirsten skirtin' the way out of Justin by drinking more than he can handle.
skirtin by kirsten j June 25, 2006

casual skirtiness 

the act of wearing a skirt just because you can whilst on an outing to pizza hut.
im going to wear a skirt due to my casual skirtiness donald .
casual skirtiness by singstar42 April 16, 2011