star shopping

another word for saying that you want to commit suicide

how have you been?:
not that i might go star shopping tonight 😞

star shopping by depression gang August 29, 2020

Windows shopping 

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.

I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.

Windows shopping by Krema April 19, 2009

Shopping Nazis 

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name

whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.

Shopping Nazis by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012

Calendar Shopping 

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

Calendar Shopping by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

shtupping 

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

shtupping by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004

Plan shopping 

Refusing to commit to a plan in an attempt to leave one's options open in case something better comes along.

Charlie invited Kelsey to dinner. She didn't refuse nor accept his offer, but instead decided to do some plan shopping in case something more exciting came up.

Plan shopping by TheGarbageMonkey June 5, 2017

Take me shopping 

Pay for everything she wants at the mall

Brittney said "take me shopping "now I'm broke

Take me shopping by Lalee September 20, 2015