Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

Farmyard Shanking by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016

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Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

Meat Shanking by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

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Related Words

Shayneing • Shaneing • Shayning • shanking • shaning • shauning • shanning • shawning • Shanting • Shayleigh

Shawning

A male being anally fucked by one male while another male fists him in the ass, while another male cums in his face.

My asshole was so loose this morning after those three dudes were shawning me last night.

Shawning by Ashley from the Gym August 18, 2009

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Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

Shanking Crank by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

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shaning

Irish Slang word for lady-peeing

God one of the lads told me he is always shaning

shaning by themudfactor February 26, 2008

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Shaning

The act of committing a shane.

a) Providing an excuse for not training, after one has previously commited to training.

b) The act of leaving training early to avoid sparring. Creates raucous shouts of “SHANE”, sounding like SHAME. Which is what they should be feeling for leaving training early and bailing out of sparring.

“He said he was coming training tonight, but now he is totally shaning.”

“Josh left before sparring, again. Fucking Shane.” “SHANE!” “SHANE!”

Shaning by MickyG@Sasquatch February 1, 2019

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shancing

1. a term used to describe sharting (farting but shit accidentally comes out) while dancing at the Florabama (famous bar on the Alabama/Florida border) usually caused by bushwackers or any other milk-based drink. Usually requires a "back it up" style dance in order to try to save yourself.

That guy had 3 bushwackers and is shancing all over the place.....get him out of here.

shancing by @phatnat August 9, 2010

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