shallentious

Holding an opinion that is, at the same time, both shallow and pretentious. This typically, but not exclusively, connotes sexual attraction.

He is SO shallentious... he's only into her because of her body, and succinct prose featured in The New Yorker.

shallentious by coffeecow May 6, 2011

Shalaed 

Wasted to the Nth degree; beyond wasted

Guy1: did u see that girl she had 1 to many shots
Guy2: she was so shalaed she even passed out

Shalaed by sr9311 August 3, 2011

Stalled Interview 

When you tug one off in a bathroom stall before a big interview to calm your nerves.

I threw my tie over my shoulder, pulled my shirt out of my pants, dropped trow and nutted one out. Stalled Interview at it's finest!

Stalled Interview by Dollhands June 4, 2016

Shallen 

She spent so much time to chasing for a Mr. Right and now she found her own and fall in love forever.

Shallen is a good person and nice personality also has potential to be a good partner, good wife, good mom.

Who is that ? Oh shallen, my wife.

Shallen by Dovylovydoo November 23, 2021

shallet 

Artistic,caring, compassionate and dreamy

She drew a painting worth a million dollars sold it and gave the money to charity in hopes of making the less fortunate live out their dreams. What a shallet

shallet by anonymous March 1, 2022

Shelled Up 

When your dick is small from cold shrinkage and it resembles a turtle hiding in its shell

“Bro I was afraid to pull down my pants in front of the hot doctor because I was all shelled up”

Shelled Up by COD Squad-isms April 6, 2022

mee-shelled 

Getting your fringe ruined by a hairdresser.

I went to get my hair done and they've mee-shelled me.

mee-shelled by Jammin35 May 10, 2018