SecretSara 

She will be the nicest person you could ever meet. Will always make you happy regardless of what situation you're in. Can also be the biggest goofball. Loves her friends the most and does anything for them.
Has a severe obsession with mixing all kinds of food with ketchup. Is widely regarded as the queen of ketchup. Well known for consuming exorbitant amounts of ketchup in a calendar year.

Very talented at art. Anyone that gets an artwork from her must consider themselves lucky. Thinks Theo is the best Dragon even though it is a well known fact that Duncan is the best Dragon there ever will be.

Jartsa : "What are you doing Anna?"
Anna : "I'm having ketchup with icecream!"
Jartsa : "You're being such a SecretSara right now.."

SecretSara by Slykke July 16, 2021

six billion secrets 

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.

Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.

six billion secrets by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010

a miserable little pile of secrets 

Quotation originally by Andre Malraux - French Historian, Novelist and Statesman, 1901-1976. Wrote "The Human Condition" (1933), fought for the French resistance in World War II.

"What is man? A miserable little pile of secrets"

a miserable little pile of secrets by Den' September 4, 2008

secrets 

These can never be kept, no matter how much you trust someone, therefore i am giving you this advice: don't have them.

I told someone i thought i could trust my secrets they were all leaked and i was humiliated.

secrets by Weemon May 6, 2005

Secrets 

Secrets are those words that can destroy all happiness. It is something that can never be repeated. No matter how much you trust that person, once they find out one of your secrets, be prepared to be back-stabbed.

She should never had told Linda her secrets...

Secrets by Crystals October 20, 2012

Chamber of Secrets 

When you pop a chubby in class and have to "fight" off your trouser snake in the bathroom.

Mrs. Green, may I be excused. I've got a real Chamber of Secrets to explore.

Chamber of Secrets by MrCreepyhands July 1, 2011

vaginal secretion 

that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting

i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.

vaginal secretion by dickie boy January 21, 2005