skumped

one step above being pwnd, it's derived from "skunk humped"... clearly something you don't want to happen. unlike pwnage, which may not be noticed by the victim, you ALWAYS know if you've been skumped; it has to be public and uber-humiliating.

"dude, don't skump me like that..."
"shit! you got skumped! GTF away!"

skumped by ducken January 14, 2008

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A'merie Jasmin Doran

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slumped

to be asleep; knocked

“damn i was slumped bro”

slumped by onlyrealmeanings July 13, 2018

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scampede

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.

My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.

scampede by dookeyboy March 19, 2011