boat raced 

To be beaten very badly at something, especially in such a fashion that you were behind from the start and never had a chance. Comes from the Boat Race, an annual rowing competition between Oxford and Cambridge, in which the first side to get ahead can move to the middle of the river (where the current is fastest) and is almost never overtaken thereafter.

"Chicago got boat raced by Green Bay, 37-3."

boat raced by kinnopio January 5, 2009

shit raped 

Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.

See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.

shit raped by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006

Raped My Ears 

When someone talks continually, and doesn't shut up...to the point that you feel as though your ears have been violated.

Kay just raped my ears!!! Doesn't she know that no means no?! Shut up already!!

Raped My Ears by MILF Tittts June 14, 2014

Gangnam Raped 

The involuntary, often forceful, hearing/viewing of a viral song/dance/video that had until that point been deliberately avoided.

Person 1: I avoided the Harlem Shake for weeks, then I accidentally saw a flash mob in the cafeteria.

Person 2: Well, I guess you were Gangnam Raped again.

Gangnam Raped by waldostoevsky February 11, 2013

bum raped 

When you take it in the pooper without lube.

*guy 1 bum rapes guy 2*
Guy 2: My ass hurts!

bum raped by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

RATED-R 

The age a country uses for the appropriate function (age limit) to watch a film with horror, nudity, violence, and or graphic violence. Each countries RATED-R functions are different. There are no inherent international laws.

This is an example of a RATED-R film? Yes, this is one I watched before it was edited. I was twenty one years old.

RATED-R by 3wk2fd February 12, 2018

Almost Raped

\ al*most raped \ ( awl-mohst reypt )
- adv, adj
A female's frequent or possibly perpetual state of existence, the onset of which is usually triggered when anything happens to her, and brings about feelings of unwarranted apprehension, self-importance, and self-pity. Specifically, the possible criteria to qualify as being almost raped include the female: being in public, being glanced at by a male, nearly being glanced at by a male, presiding within 100 feet of a male, conversing with one or more other females who are or were almost raped, or recalling anyone the female has previously dated and currently dislikes.

"That guy was totally eyeing me with his peripheral vision! Can you believe it? I was almost raped!"

Almost Raped by Avian Chaos June 25, 2008