Rapture 

The name of the 1981 #1 single by Blondie. The first rap song to hit #1 on the US Hot 100 and one of the first instances of white rap.

John: What’s your favorite song on ‘Autoamerican’?
Yoko: Hmmm... probably Rapture

Rapture by ...EyeSock... January 13, 2020

Ruptured Duck 

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

Ruptured Duck by bill April 23, 2005

Rapture 

When the meek shall inherit the earth, and the wicked will be no more.

That's OK, the fundies were planning on leaving any way.

Rapture by Downstrike October 5, 2004

Rapture 

The Christian belief that Jesus Christ is coming back to earth for the 2nd time, he will take those who obey and follow his words and leave sinners to suffer in earth then die and go to hell forever , the end of the world.

Rapture is coming soon

Rapture by Tulurocks April 8, 2020

rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

rapture monkey by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

raptored 

to be attacked from the side whilst being distracted by something in front of you

"yo, you just got raptored!!" (usually during Call Of Duty)

raptored by BeeKnees April 5, 2010

rapture-stupid

The amount of stupid needed to believe in a rapture prediction.

I gave all my money to the wing-nut who predicted that the rapture would occur on 21 May 2011 and now I live in a cardboard box. Man, that was rapture-stupid of me.

rapture-stupid by wileEcoyote June 22, 2011