pum 

pum = poo bum
bad word to call someone

anna - god johannah you're such a pum!
johannah - you cant use that word! i made it up!

pum by Anna Couniham March 9, 2008

pum 

Pum is a female, typically attractive. It encompasses all females as a singular objective; getting pum.

Prefixes can be added at leisure, like blondepum or easypum.

pronounced like you would pronounce boom in the word; boomting. Or room, if you live in northern UK.

Peter: Get any pum last night?
Darcy: No, it was a sausage-fest.

Timothy: Got some ethnicpum last night.
Carol: How dare you encompass all non-white women into one category. You black bastard.

pum by Buffy McBike July 25, 2009

pum 

Pum, is a gooch of which is hairy

Man that girl's pum was discusting
Meaning she had a hairy gooch

pum by Liam Villette January 6, 2009

Pum 

one who laughs at their own jokes

"man he is such a pum"

Pum by Philip717 May 5, 2008

pum 

Pussy cUM.

Georgia squirted a liter bottle full of pum on the sheets!

pum by pentozali June 5, 2011

pum 

Pum, the smelly kid in your grade who nobody likes and only hangs out with because they feel bad for him. Similar to Pigpen from charlie brown.
Pums usualy have deadbeat parents, and shower in their own poop

Kid 1: Yo, Pum invited me over to his house, what should i do?
Kid 2: Hell no, his dad doesnt even pay the electricity bill

pum by Johnny Johnsonstein May 20, 2007

pum 

that terrible piss and cum combo that comes out sometimes, worst feeling in the world.

Ugh, not pum! I had to piss, but I just finished whacking the old schlong, damnit!!

pum by R eezy February 11, 2015