rock picking season 

A farming term used predominantly in the Midwest. Rocks make their way up through the soil in fields and farmers need to remove these before they are able to use their equipment (large rocks can break tines, etc). This involves walking through a field and loading rocks onto a tractor or truck bed. Rock picking season generally starts on early May and lasts through the end of the month.

High school student 1: May is going to be great! We can play softball at the new diamond.

High school student 2: Unfortunately that's rock picking season so I'll be pretty busy for a few weeks.

rock picking season by 403forbidden April 25, 2015

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

Piping Hot Yogurt by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

piping up 

Getting stronger and more successful, particularly on your own with no help from anybody else.

"You really piping up on these niggas"

piping up by preach414 May 26, 2018

Puking on a Pile of Shit 

One of the famous quotes from the internet series "The Angry Video Game Nerd" the nerd uses this word in many episodes such as the Power Glove episode.

I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit. - AVGN

Puking on a Pile of Shit by BlowJoeeee September 24, 2013

Cherry Picking 

(also known as: suppressed evidence, fallacy of incomplete evidence, argument by selective observation, argument by half-truth, card stacking, fallacy of exclusion, ignoring the counter evidence, one-sided assessment, slanting, one-sidedness)

Description: When only select evidence is presented in order to persuade the audience to accept a position, and evidence that would go against the position is withheld. The stronger the withheld evidence, the more fallacious the argument.

My political candidate gives 10% of his income to the needy, goes to church every Sunday, and volunteers one day a week at a homeless shelter. Therefore, he is honest and morally straight.

Explanation: What information was left out of the example is that this same candidate gives 10% of his income to needy prostitutes in exchange for services, goes to the bar every Sunday after church (and sometimes before), and only works at the homeless shelter to get clients for his drug dealing business.

This is a prime example of cherry picking.

Cherry Picking by Information Daily March 10, 2014

Hot Piping Loaf 

1. Someone who is a homosexual
2. A despicable person
3. A Big Fat Doodoo Head

"Your mom is a hot piping loaf"
"Nah, man, you're a freaking hot piping loaf"

Hot Piping Loaf by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010