Phony 

Someone who is constantly on their phone

This boring. get off your phone! I didnt come over to hang out with a buch of phony fuckers.

Phony by Shayna16 April 12, 2019

phony 

fake ass nigga

that nigga a phony ass dude

phony by real_dude_ October 31, 2020

Phony 

Favorite insult of "Catcher in the Rye" protagonist Holden Caulfield. Source of great anger to anyone who subjects themselves to Mr. Caulfield's rambling, circuitous narration.

This insert thing I don't like here is such a phony!

Phony by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

Phony 

When Fernanda calls Benjamin a fucking weird guy

Benjamin is a fucking phony

Phony by Hewo123 August 20, 2021

Phony 

Fake every day of the week.

Everyone has a phony family member that always thinks they are on reality TV (which is the worst name for the kind of TV programming that it describes, as even TV shows and movies are closer to reality than reality TV, even if it's unscripted it's full of fake people and there is nothing to make up for or redeem it from that). The kind of family member that always laughs at everything and everyone, thinks of everything and everyone as hilarious, you always see a family member like that on instagram or one of those other sites with another video of them doing something that wasn't even interesting when they were a kid doing it (such as them with a hula hoop, big fuckin deal) but they think it makes them the most colorful and interesting person in the world (something they must have got from their mother telling them the home videos of them as a kid were awesome when nobody else would tell them that if they ever watched them).

Phony by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

Phony 

Idk

Don’t bring me near PHONY people

Phony by anonymous February 13, 2022

Phony Ericsson Walkman 

The plastic 'back casing' of a legit Sony Ericsson Walkman that holds the battery in.

Using the arrow sticker on the inside of the casing it could be used as a Squaid-o-meter to detect the presence of Squaids. It could also be used to detect people who were 'going sick'.

"I've found the source of Squaids!"

"How?"

"Using my Phony Ericsson Walkman, this specimen was going sick and had high levels on the squaid-o-meter!"

Phony Ericsson Walkman by SlimSquaidy June 10, 2021