performing a Harry 

when somebody is awaiting you in your home or hotel and when you arrive he isn't responding when ringing the bell or by phone for hours. Sometimes a Harry deluxe can occur which implicits that you are stucked and cannot go to another place so you have to wait outside and gonna have a rest by covering yourself with old newspapers.

Person 1: Dude, we arrived at 8pm but you werent there - that was a typical harry!
Person 2: Yes guys, I was performing a Harry I am very sorry about that!

performing a Harry by Dawei81 April 24, 2014

preformance 

what you write if you can't spell

hi i'm 98gt and today i'm gonna revoew this ricer's pREFORMANCE

preformance by _eurie July 1, 2018

Performative outrage 

A marketing tactic where media actively looks for unintentional, out of context, or irrelevant things to be outraged over, usually through identity politics, to create a manufactured feeling of us vs them to keep the working class divided. Instead of fixing bigotry it exacerbates it. This tactic works on people who are bored, lack nuanced thinking, and are easily manipulated into tribalism.

"I'm sick of performative outrage. We all have more in common than we think! Now is the time for empathy and understanding, not division!"

Performative outrage by woke af person January 25, 2019

performative activist 

A person who talks or posts about a cause to gain attention or social following instead of really caring.

Person 1: “Did you see how much n posted about BLM movement?”
Person 2: “Yeah, i did. But n doesn’t even act like n cares that much in person. i have a feeling n’s a performative activist.”
Person 3:”Now that you think of it, after July n stopped posting about it. n probably is”

performative activist by cryingintheclubwithamaskon February 2, 2021

Perfory 

The strips of paper on each edge of dot-matrix printer paper.

It's perforated, and it's on the periphery.

Hence, "perfory."

I can't tell you how many times I used to tear the sheet of paper while removing the perfory. I'm so happy they did away with those dot-matrix printers.

Perfory by Silent 3 April 14, 2009

popee the performer 

popee the performer.
japanese kids show set in a circus in the desert starring popee and kedamono

Guy 1: Wow, you should watch Popee The Performer
Guy 2: No way, Popee the performer is really fucking creepy and disturbing

popee the performer by Equiuswag January 19, 2016

Poor Performance 

When you do something stupid or make a mistake. Can be used as an excuse when ever you do something you regret. Its like "ohh i was drunk" but its better because it can be used whenever. When you say poor performance it makes everything better.

Last night i got arrested for being drunk. Poor performance
Last night i hooked up with a fat girl. Poor performance

I got a 27 on my chem final. Poor performance

I drank so much i had to go to the hospital. Poor performance

When you say it, it makes everything better :-)

Poor Performance by marlins8283 January 3, 2011