The Doors of Perception 

Actually a quote from one of William Blake's poems. And where Jim had the idea for the name the Doors.

Jim Morrison is a God....forever 27

The Doors of Perception by Matt January 6, 2005

PerceptIS 

an IT support company, that works exclusively with Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OH. This company is probably the worst IT service provider in existence. The continually wrongly diagnose problems with computers, usually assessing that they issues are more severe then they actually are. No matter the desperation you find yourself in, do not resort to taking your computer there to be repaired, as they will usually damage it further, or be of no help, however they are prompt to bill you!

Kid 1: Dude did PerceptIS get your computer fixed?
Kid 2: No, i brought it in because i was missing the "F" key, but they ended up setting it on fire and now its a charred pice of garbage.

PerceptIS by CaseKid May 7, 2008

Depth Perception 

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.

guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.

Depth Perception by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception 

Textra Sensory Perception--When you know that you get a text right before you do, or when you are get a text from the same person you had immediately before decided to text.

I have TSP: Textra Sensory Perception -- I KNEW that my gf was going to text me, and a half a second later, she did!

TSP: Textra Sensory Perception by Shiloticus2 October 31, 2011

perceptions purveyor 

A mediocre public relations practicioner with average abilities who projects himself/herself as an expert and somehow gets away with it by hiding behind a huge table in a small office.

Pardon me but you will stop kissing asses from this day forward you perceptions purveyor of a writer!

Just do your job and stop fancying yourself a perceptions purveyor, it reeks of dishonesty, malintent and ambiguity.

Her well crafted article was so nice if it weren't for the by-line which makes it obviously written by a perceptions purveyor.

perceptions purveyor by El Morbo April 16, 2007

pervexting

sending inappropriate text messages usually sexual in nature and containing media.

Jim is pervexting me again. He sent me three pictures of his penis in ten minutes.

pervexting by debbie desmoines January 4, 2011

Perceiving

The state of being so high that you ascend to the level of perceiving as opposed to existing.

Yo, Edin is totally perceiving right now

Perceiving by Maneanea October 15, 2022