Pepsi
Pepsi by shiznannigan December 7, 2003
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Pepsi
The retarded step child of Coca-Cola products. Basically the employees of Coca-cola thought it would be really funny to take the original formula of Coke, put MORE carbonated water and LESS syrup into the mix, then add a small amount of heroin and a mysterious amount of drain cleaner. They sold their first batch on April 1st, 1939 in a small disclosed location. One year later the formula was brought to the public and those addicted those too stupid enough to read the ingredients.
Guy One: "What are you drinking?"
Guy Two: "Pepsi. Would you like some?"
Guy One: "Some of that jacked up, inbred soda product? Hell no!"
Guy One: "I used to drink pepsi until I got diagnosed with cancer."
Guy Two: "Pepsi. Would you like some?"
Guy One: "Some of that jacked up, inbred soda product? Hell no!"
Guy One: "I used to drink pepsi until I got diagnosed with cancer."
Pepsi by FrickleFrackle22 August 24, 2009
Pepsi
The name for a person/comp that tried to rip off your idea but just ended up making it worse... yours,coca-cola=the real thing, will always be superior!
The stars will always shine, the birds will always sing
As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing
Coca-cola is always the one
Whenever there is fun, there's always coca-cola
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (doo dood do do doooh)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola!
As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing
Coca-cola is always the one
Whenever there is fun, there's always coca-cola
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (doo dood do do doooh)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola!