Northern Nasal Spray 

During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.

Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.

Northern Nasal Spray by Carl Gustaf January 15, 2009

Northern White Rhino 

An older white canadian man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The Northern White Rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not horny , sometimes sporting his man horn. More often that not claiming to have a spectacular one.

There's A Northern White Rhino over there. How do you know? Look he has his horn.

Northern White Rhino by daddyowe April 15, 2010

Northern Territory Australia

Northern Territory Australia - is an Australian territory in the central & central northern regions of Australia. The Northern Territory shares its borders with Western Australia to the west , South Australia to the south , & Queensland to the east To the north, the territory looks out to the Timor Sea, the Arafura Sea & the Gulf of Carpentaria, including Western New Guinea & other islands of the Indonesian archipelago

( chain of islands for you dum dums),
The capital city is Darwin.

Yulara is a town in the southern region of the Northern Territory, Australia. Uluru / Ayers Rock is near here & Alice springs the 3rd-largest town in the Northern Territory of Australia. . Uluru is one of Australia's most recognisable natural landmarks & has been a popular destination for tourists since the late 1930s. It is also one of the most important indigenous sites in Australia ( native aborigines get mad if you try to hike / climb it )

The Northern Territory is the most sparsely populated state or territory in Australia.

Popular foods here are

barramundi

Quandong
Kakadu Plum
Crocodile meat

Asian food such as pho & Laksa
Meat pies
Unrelated to Australia , there is a northwestern territories

In Canada as well .

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Northern Territory Australia ,

Sports

Australian rules football is the NT's most popular sport, particularly with Indigenous Australian communities in Darwin, Alice Springs the Tiwi Islands. Indigenous All-Stars team as well as Flying Boomerangs are the underage Indigenous Australian Australian rules football team for men , the underage women's team is known as the Woomeras . Baseball , basketball and field hockey are also popular here

Hockey was 1st played in the Northern Territory in Darwin in 1940s
NT Stingers & NT Pearls compete in the Australian Hockey League.

Basketball Northern Territory (BNT)
In 2022, the Darwin Salties debut in the Queensland-based NBL1 North competition, making the NBL1 the first Australian sport league to have clubs based in & playing out of every state & territory in Australia

the south of the Territory, Australia's biggest Off-Road Race, the Finke Desert Race is held over a long circuit which takes in the settlement of Aputula on the Finke River. The event is based out of Alice Springs Inland Dragway.

Netball
Territory Storm, aka Northern Territory Storm or NT Storm, is an Australian netball team that represented Netball Northern Territory in the Australian Netball League.

Northern Territory Australia by Blu_leef May 16, 2023

Northern Europe 

Northern Europe is a geographic term referring to the northern part of Europe. The United Nations defines Northern Europe as including the following countries:
Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Iceland, Ireland, Latvia, Lithuania, Norway, Sweden, United Kingdom.

Northern Europe consists of the Scandinavian peninsula, the peninsula of Jutland, the Baltic plain and the many islands that lie offshore from mainland northern Europe, Greenland and the main European continent. The area is defined by the volcanic islands of the far northwest, notably Iceland and Jan Mayen, the mountainous western seaboard, extending from the mountainous sections of Great Britain & Ireland to the Scandinavian mountains, the central north mountains and hills of Sweden and the large eastern plain, which contains Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and Finland.

From the west climates vary from maritime and maritime subarctic climates. In the north and central climates are generally subarctic or Arctic and to the east climates are mostly subarctic and temperate/continental.

Vegetation is also variable, with sparse tundra in the north and high mountains, boreal forest on the north-eastern and central regions temperate coniferous forests and temperate broadleaf forests growing in the south, west and temperate east.

One volcano in Iceland erupts and whole Northern Europe is grounded for weeks.

Northern Europe by Saulvedis July 26, 2010

The Northernlion Effect 

Watching someone struggle and try to incorrectly solve / play / use a simple puzzle / game / item for so long, that you get enraged and obtain the same puzzle / game / item just to solve it, just to satisfy your need for the easier solution, which you figured out while watching the person.

"Holy crap, I was watching Northernlion play 'Baba Is You' and he just would not GET how easy it is to solve that level, so I just gave up and bought the game myself and beat it."
"Yeah dude, I almost broke my screen, screaming the answer at him, and got the game too."
"It's like The Northernlion Effect or something, it keeps happening every time I watch him play a game."

The Northernlion Effect by McLettuceAss March 21, 2019

northern virginia stop sign 

a regular stop sign but instead of coming to a complete stop u slow down a lot but not a complete stop

wait, this is a northern virginia stop sign, no need to slow down

northern virginia stop sign by altrep26 April 19, 2009

Northern Virginia 

A region in the north of Virginia consisting of Fairfax, Arlington, Loudon, Prince William, Alexandria, and Falls Church. It is a largely suburban area. It is home to an unusually high proportion of immigrants and minorities, particularly Asians. Because most Northern Virginians either moved to the area recently or are descended from people who did, the region's culture is not primarily Southern as the rest of Virginia is, and it tends to vote liberal more than the rest of the state. Its economy is heavily influenced by its proximity to Washington D.C., and many residents work in the government or technology. These industries have made Northern Virginia is very affluent, and as of 2009, 4 of the top 10 highest-income counties in the U.S. are in Northern Virginia. Lower education in Northern Virginia is some of the best in the country.

Some immature Northern Virginians condescend to Southern Virginians and whine about their tax dollars going to the south. Some immature Southern Virginians complain about how arrogant, bratty, and stupid they like to imagine Northern Virginians are. Most people in both regions are normal, perfectly nice people who know better than to define themselves by the patch of geography they happen to live on.

Alice: Hi, I'm from Northern Virginia.
Bob: Hi, I'm from Southern Virginia.
Alice: Uh oh... you're not an illiterate, racist redneck, are you?
Bob: Um, no. You're not a shallow, soulless trust-fund brat, are you?
Alice: Not really. Hey, do you want to go make fun of Californians instead?
Bob: Yeah, I can't stand those guys!

Northern Virginia by lukebn May 23, 2010