murp 

Ok first of all everyone who thinks they know the definition of murp is incorrect. A murp is an almost inexplainable word, but it means an awkward person who creeps around everyone. They think they are in on a conversation but really they just stand there and look creepy.

C: Who is that in the corner?
L: You mean that new girl, Diane?
C: Ya she is just standing there staring at everyone.
L: Ya seriously she's a Murp.

murp by Clairesy December 31, 2007

Murp 

An action noise created by thee online personality "An0maly." It's more or less an unenthused expression for having to get out of a chair or having to leave one room to enter another. Also can be used randomly for no apparent reason other than for the sake of murping.

Murp. I've gotta take a piss.

Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.

Murp. I'm awake.

Murp. I tooted.

Murp. Here I am world!

Murp by mymouthismygun. December 18, 2017

murp 

To murder, rape and pillage/plunder. Used as shorthand in my high-school Great Books class when we were discussing Nietzche.

While Nietzche's heroes were murping all across Europe...

murp by e-boy October 11, 2007

murp 

A word the host of YTV or some other tv channel told viewers to use instead of some other expression. I think it was "what's up."

Hey everyone! Murp.

murp by Sarah April 6, 2003

murp 

the dead skin that forms at the tip of the upper lip.

The little girl picked her brother's murp from his mouth.

murp by scriptator March 4, 2015

Murp 

The word to say when you want to seem weird or need something to say for no reason.

*awkward silence*
"Murp..."

"Hey Ashlynn, what are you doi-..."
"MURP"

Murp by Ashlynn Rosetta January 15, 2017

Murp 

When you want to have sex with someone

Do you want to murp.

Murp by chicking2005 May 9, 2018