Definitions by mymouthismygun.

Murp 

An action noise created by thee online personality "An0maly." It's more or less an unenthused expression for having to get out of a chair or having to leave one room to enter another. Also can be used randomly for no apparent reason other than for the sake of murping.

Murp. I've gotta take a piss.

Murp. These apples aren't gunna wash themselves.

Murp. I'm awake.

Murp. I tooted.

Murp. Here I am world!

Murp by mymouthismygun. December 18, 2017

make brown 

The need to dispense your colon of fecal matter.

Forgive me, I must go make brown before I shit my britches.

make brown by mymouthismygun. November 26, 2013