Wal-marting

A.- The act of entering wal-mart in a strange costume and performing a simple dance.

B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up

Ted: Hey dude we're about to go fuck shit up at wal-mart, wanna come?
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!

Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...

Wal-marting by ThaGoldenRod June 23, 2012

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marting

The present participle/gerund form of the verb "to mart."

A philosophical manner of thinking. Marters balance being smart with being simple to express important ideas to all people. They believe that philosophy should be accessible to all, not just fancy people with thic dictionaries. They never equate big words with intelligence or simplicity with stupidity. The world needs more people who like to mart.

Person 1: what's your favorite activity?
Person 2: I enjoy marting.

marting by oyahbecka March 26, 2019

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Marting

Having sex at Walmart

Bryce was caught marting with his girlfriend

Marting by 22fhsn May 7, 2019

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MartinGale

The art of draping ones endowment, camel jockey, jonny walker, or cock- on a

volume in a bouldering session. The Martingale is only used during bouldering problems, and was created by MartinGale himself circa 1990.

Holy hell, he just martingaled during that bouldering problem?? That was a 9a V17. Did you see how he draped his camel jockey across the volume?? I am in utter disbelief

MartinGale by The Truth1420 September 10, 2020