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e-mortality 

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.
Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.
e-mortality by spencewah July 8, 2011
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good mortingnoon

a combination of good morning and good afternoon, usually used between 11 am-1:30 pm
good mortingnoon all
good mortingnoon by Uncle Dimma January 31, 2018

mortality experience 

Supposedly a military euphemism for the big D, death.
"The aerial bombardment was largely a success. Unfortunately, a few non-combatants in the vicinity suffered mortality experiences."

morganing 

the act of believing that your funny whenever people laugh at something you say.

its because you retarded, not funny.
Person 1: "... and thats why the chicken crossed the road!"

Person 2: "lol hahahah rofl lmfao"

Person 1: "i'm hilarious!"

Person 3: " lol dude your totally morganing, what you said was stupid!"
The act of listening to, or playing metal music.
Person 1: Hey bro you coming to metal with us?

Person 2: You guys are Metaling? Of course ill come!
Metaling by THE Metaler July 31, 2010

mottling 

Performing oral sex on a female while she is inebriated
i did a bit of mottling last night
mottling by Sex ed16 August 17, 2016