Mortality rate 

Death, a lot of death...

The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.

Mortality rate by death69 September 15, 2021

e-mortality 

The state of being so prolific on the internet that your name will live forever.

Bubb Rubb attained e-mortality. But only in the morning.

e-mortality by spencewah July 8, 2011

good mortingnoon

a combination of good morning and good afternoon, usually used between 11 am-1:30 pm

good mortingnoon all

good mortingnoon by Uncle Dimma January 31, 2018

mortality experience 

Supposedly a military euphemism for the big D, death.

"The aerial bombardment was largely a success. Unfortunately, a few non-combatants in the vicinity suffered mortality experiences."

mortality experience by cirrostratus August 10, 2006

morganing 

the act of believing that your funny whenever people laugh at something you say.

its because you retarded, not funny.

Person 1: "... and thats why the chicken crossed the road!"

Person 2: "lol hahahah rofl lmfao"

Person 1: "i'm hilarious!"

Person 3: " lol dude your totally morganing, what you said was stupid!"

morganing by sebastianakatRod May 11, 2010

Metaling

The act of listening to, or playing metal music.

Person 1: Hey bro you coming to metal with us?

Person 2: You guys are Metaling? Of course ill come!

Metaling by THE Metaler July 31, 2010

mottling 

Performing oral sex on a female while she is inebriated

i did a bit of mottling last night

mottling by Sex ed16 August 17, 2016