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Giving your girlfriend oral sex while making the sound 'mot' over and over again and holding her flaps back.
motting a girl out, and she loves it!!
Motting by i love motting October 10, 2011

Bielsa’s Motting Stool

A stool that a motter may use while delivering oral sex to his lady friend from a seated position at the edge of the bed/motting platform.

Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.

The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.
Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.

motting out 

Performing oral sex on a female, Mott being a northern term for a vagina
I was motting out this bird when her boyfriend walked in. Lol
motting out by BigsexyBFG November 12, 2013
Like munging only with otters..Very specialised
Lets get out ring of bright water on video, take some viagra and get Motting
motting by Karlos July 16, 2004

Mortling 

A guy that kills someone but decides to rape the corpse.
"Who was the killer"
"I know him but he wasn't the killer. He was the mortling."
Mortling by byFrax March 7, 2018
To mott is to use the motte-and-bailey fallacy in an argument.

The motte-and-bailey fallacy (named after the motte-and-bailey castle) is a form of argument where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities, one modest and easy to defend (the "motte") and one much more controversial (the "bailey").The arguer advances the controversial position, but when challenged, they insist that they are only advancing the more modest position. Upon retreating to the motte, the arguer can claim that the bailey has not been refuted (because the critic refused to attack the motte) or that the critic is unreasonable (by equating an attack on the bailey with an attack on the motte).
A: Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from the consequences of that speech.

B: That's not true. If there is a consequence to any action, that action is not free.

A: Well, I am free to call you a cunt, and the consequences are that you can insult me back. Ipso facto, free speech with consequences.

B. Insulting you would be a consequent, not a consequence. Consequences are consequents of consequence. Your conflating the two is motting.
Motting by Redbeard Edward November 26, 2021