Mating Disruption 

When someone "cock blocks" or in some way hinders the mating between two or more engaged parties.

"Dude my girlfriend and I were fucking and in walks my brother letting me know my 18 year old female neighbor was downstairs... with the results from her pregnancy test. Talk about a mating disruption..."

Mating Disruption by Batmanact January 5, 2009

miking off 

surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.

Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach

Oscar: Really? Did zach know?

Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.

miking off by goochypoo June 7, 2011

Mexican Mating Call 

Quite simply, it's the sound emanated by a leaf blower.

Maria began getting wet when Pedro sounded his Mexican Mating Call while tinkering with his leaf blower out in the garage.

Mexican Mating Call by fencedefender October 28, 2010

Double Dwarf Mining 

When two or more people engage in an act of cunnilingus or analingus on another person. This is usually done in a syncronized sequence, same as a group of dwarves mining a rock .

Yeah, my girlfriend and I were double dwarf mining a girl we met on tinder while drunk .

Double Dwarf Mining by Double dwarf January 12, 2020

Salt Mining 

The term used for playing an online game, and intentionally using various methods to piss off other players. Receiving salty reactions or messages. Can also be used for online communication in general.

Dude I made this sick build in Dark souls, and I keep taunting with it, this is gonna be a great salt mining if i get some angry messages.

Salt Mining by sparkst0rm October 11, 2017

mixing dicks

Self-deprecating term used to describe hanging out with the boys as if by choice when you'd rather be interacting with the opposite sex.

"What did you guys do this weekend?"
"Mixed dicks."
(Mixed dicks pt. of mixing dicks)

mixing dicks by You3 February 3, 2009

cock muting 

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.

I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!

cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007