Mermaiding 

When you pay someone to have sex or physical emotions with you or someone else like prostitution

Mermaiding is defined as someone selling their self or prostituting that bitch was mermaiding last night

Mermaiding by Bestpandora7539 March 25, 2019

Mermaiding 

Descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these

I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.

Mermaiding by OneSpyke December 14, 2014

Mermaiding 

A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs.

“Oh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that ‘all-you-can-eat’ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her ass”.

Mermaiding by BJ Pennywhacker August 31, 2018

mermaiding 

After sex, a women makes a wailing noise with her tongue to further seduce her man.

I was having sex with this girl and then she was mermaiding. This drove me to my peak.

mermaiding by joe333 October 22, 2013

Mermaids 

Mermaids are people that support Nick Bean. They are some of the nicest, funniest, smartest, most supportive people on earth. They are part of an amazing fandom.

person: what do you call your fans nick?
nick: i call my fans mermaids

Mermaids by aaliyahmr January 10, 2019

Mermaiding 

The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.

Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.

Mermaiding by pb&mj July 30, 2019

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

Mermaids Queef by Mutterdata October 19, 2021