merch 

1.can be used randomly when theres an acqward silence.
2.used to make someone laugh
3. good to use if your a dumbass

Llaina:what are you doing
Cheesepipe: merch.

merch by ling ling December 6, 2004

merch 

The class of '06 seniors used this as their signature phrase. Now the fag Juniors in the d-wing down quad think that they are pretty cool for using it and making shirts saying it.

Alex: Dude, i get lots of merch.

Jae: dude, i wish i could get some halfway decent merch, but all i can get is my fellow quad members. I'm so original. LOLLOLOLOLOl.. I am an azn chink.

merch by Nathaniel hausfater November 21, 2006

Merch 

To mean to promise; Bigger than a pinky promise.

Wesley: Dude I'm gonna fuck her.

Coby: Merch on it.
Wesley: Merch.

Merch by AberdolfLincler December 20, 2018

Merch 

It means to like prove what you said

"Merch! You really got a Gucci bag"

Merch by BrandiMappGrl October 25, 2019

Merch 

To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”

“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”

Merch by ozar788 January 9, 2022

Merch 

To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.

:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!

Merch by Monatlich April 22, 2022

Merch 

Merch means like "On god?" or like "Frl??" or like when you can prove something happened

"Merch you js got a new car!"
"I js got into a fight i can merch it cus i got a vid"
"Merch you js lost ur virginity"

Merch by anonymous April 25, 2022