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Melanie martinez 

A singer/song writer who has a very unique sense of style, loves vintage toys and baby dolls, has an amazing voice without auto toon, doesn't care what other people think of her, has a super sweet personality, and every song she writes has a really deep meaning
Melanie Martinez songs
Cry baby

Dollhouse

Pitty party
Sippy cup

Mad hatter

Soap

Alphabet boy

Tag you're it

Carousel
Mrs. Potato head
Gingerbread man

Milk and cookies

Pacify her
Play date
Dead to me

Cake

Bittersweet tragedy

Teddy bear

messy martinez

When you get a sloppy blowjob while being illegally transported from Mexico to America.
Juan: Hola Jose
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.
messy martinez by Cameljoe June 9, 2014

emilio martinez 

One of the martinez twins.

Just by his first name, emilio can be defined as a sex god, but he is way more than that.

He's a savage and a weirdo at the same time. But most people know him by his sexiness, and hotness.

He's incredibly cute and adorable in his videos that is making fans just wanna eat his face. He's also very expressful , but only his real fans can see that.

He and his brother have a very sexy plumpy lips, any girl in the world would be lucky to make out with him.
"Looking at Emilio Martinez' instagram makes me wanna finger myself!"

"Emilio Martinez is so freaking adorable that i just wanna eat his whole face"
emilio martinez by vennedy June 13, 2017

kalix jace martinez 

kalix jace martinez is a guy in every girls dreams
kalix jace martinez by bnflpp October 18, 2021

Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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I don't know if I wrote 2 definitions but if I did never mind
if I didn't then it doesn't matter
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if you like Mel - wrote on other definition too:
halsey avril lavigne paramore marina and the diamonds lana del rey panic! at the disco fall out boy twenty one pilots
'Melanie Martinez is the best singer ever.'

Fernando Martinez Batiz 

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
Fernando Martinez Batiz by chupateta February 28, 2009