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Marmalade Boy 

An anime/manga where the parents of the two main characters, Miki and Yuu, swap partners and remarry, and they all live under one roof. Miki and Yuu begin hating hating each other, then grow to like each other and go out, then think they might be related, then end up not being. Oh, and everyone plays tennis.
Friend: Tell me spoilers!

Me: The first word of book five is "I"

Friend: Now I don't even have to read book five. I can just guess what happens in all of them.
Marmalade Boy by Sooner March 26, 2004

Manmalade 

The cheese like substance that forms after three or more days of not showering around the helmet of the penis. This substance usually consists of semen and mucus, bound together with lint.
Damn, I went camping for five days and when I came home I had enough manmalade to spread it on a bagle. I'll bet the hockey boys would like it.
Manmalade by Soran April 4, 2008

Marmalade 

The gelatinous remains of a wet fart. It generally sticks to the inside of one's asshole.
After a particularly risky fart, Tyrone had to check his boxers for marmalade.
Marmalade by datyoungkid October 11, 2016

duke marmalade 

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.
Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

marmalade 

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.
What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.
marmalade by Anfron December 9, 2008

Anal Marmalading 

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.
My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.
Anal Marmalading by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011