This
chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:
a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary
b) the enlargening of the forehead
c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken
emo hair
d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this
sad,
sad condition.
(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be
done.
DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my
grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!
The Pelvis Wave is
fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to
stay!