Mallorey is a drop dead gorgeous girl. No questions asked. She tends to have really long legs, nice boobs, and a tiny waist. She is really funny and always does a certain weird smile. Mallorey always tells stories, and they're usually ones about her embarrassing herself in front of boys. Mallorey tends to be a total male magnet... boys be crawlin'.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods