Mallorey 

Mallorey is a drop dead gorgeous girl. No questions asked. She tends to have really long legs, nice boobs, and a tiny waist. She is really funny and always does a certain weird smile. Mallorey always tells stories, and they're usually ones about her embarrassing herself in front of boys. Mallorey tends to be a total male magnet... boys be crawlin'.

Mallorey: "Hey can I borrow your bra?"
Best friend: "Mallorey.... your boobs won't fit in my bra."

Mallorey by madcop55 May 1, 2014

Mallorey 

Mallorey.
How can you define her with words?
The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.
Someone so incredibly charismatic,
You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.

Mallorey gave me the greatest gift, the knowledge to love, and to be loved in return.

Mallorey by Brent faiyaz wife January 19, 2025

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

Mallory-Status by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011

Malloree 

Malloree is the type of girl you find attractive even when your eyes are closed. Her personality is that of no one you have ever met. So sweet, caring, thoughtful, and generous. She talks so much, but never too much for you to listen to. You always want to hear what she has to say because in the end, it isn't what she says it's how she says it. A voice so subtle, so pleasing to hear. She makes everyone smile. She's goofy and oh does she get on your nerves at times. At the end of the day you still find yourself head over heels in love with this girl. The struggle may have been real but she always seems to be in the back of your mind. She is someone you could never forget, someone that's hard to go days without, someone you want to keep and cherish for an eternity. Malloree is beautiful. You can't imagine what your life was like before she was in it. She's one of a kind. Hold on to a Malloree.

mallory love funny sweet malloree

Malloree by Jamcd March 5, 2014

Mallory 

Unstable, quick to anger, loves cats and fire, and but will kill you

Mallory: Don't Piss me off
Person: *pisses Mallory off*
Mallory: *Shanks with a colored pencil

Mallory by TheDefinitioner54 October 26, 2019

Mallory 

Mallory.
How can you define her with words?

The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.

Someone so incredibly charismatic,

You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.

Mallory gave me the greatest gift, the knowledge to love, and to be loved in return.

Mallory by BabygirlJay July 17, 2014

Mallory 

She is the most beautiful girl in the world, you cannot compare her to anyone, she is smart, beautiful, lovely, kind and generous, so thoughtful, she has an amazing laugh that will warm your heart. When you talk to her she makes you feel loved and if your someone like me then your not loved a lot. She will make you cry bc she can have so much love on you. Mallory is the most important girl i have in my life. She is always there. I love her more than a friend as more than a best friend. Love you Mallory😘

Mallory-the most beautiful girl in the world 🌎

Mallory by Mr. Cry A lot June 11, 2017