Literary vegan 

The avoidance and/or elimination of 'Cheesey' platitudes and instead utilizing pretentious writing, like this definition.

An author who subjects their readers to humble, unoriginal and cheesey phrases isn't a literary vegan.

Literary vegan by Goldenflez October 8, 2016

Literary handjob 

when one quotes a written item that claims something then quotes the same text to prove it's legitimacy

Atheist: prove that (insert your god here) exists

Theist: (Insert you god Here) exists because (insert respective religious text) says so

Atheist: you realize you just gave a literary handjob right?

Literary handjob by Devil monkey December 17, 2008

Literary Value 

1) A meaningless phrase that English teachers like to throw around to prevent students from doing book reports on anything worth reading.

2) A phrase that means that something is worthless, meaningless, or a lie.

1) "Of course you can't read Harry Potter for your book report, it has absolutely no literary value."

2) "She told me she's never had sex before."
"Dude, that's got no literary value."

Literary Value by M4d_Baumer February 7, 2010

Literary Beast 

1. Someone who is very good at English; someone who may never fail at English no matter what

2. Someone who is good at analyzing and interpreting texts

"Can you tell me what David said? I don't understand his thesis at all."

"Well, it's simple. He's trying to say that guys are trying to avoid talking about their feelings because they don't want to lose all sense of masculinity, which is something they feel they should be able to always count on. Is that right, David?"

"Uh...yeah..."

"I only read your introduction and I got that? Yes! I am SUCH a literary beast!"

Literary Beast by 'Keda-Kay November 4, 2007

literary faggot 

A person who sees it necessary to research literary devices so that they might prove someone wrong, despite the person's comedic intentions.

He corrected me when I used past tense instead, what a literary faggot.

literary faggot by Gorrmundo October 6, 2015

Literary Dumbass 

A person that any word that's too big for them or too complicated for them (or whatever other reason) pronounces wrong or thinks the meaning of that word is something completely differant or not fully correct. Some People become Literary dumbasses because the word has to do with something related to someone they don't like or like to mess with.(Refer to example 2)
It means the same thing as
Literary:
-Asshole
-Fuckhead
-Idiot
-Moron
-Etc.

1.Hey what kinda holiday is Hannukoh?!-(My stupid Uncle said it once)
2.Guy1:Hey what yah readin'?
Guy2:a manga
Guy1:Why would they name a kind of book after a fruit? (mango)
Guy2:HEEEEEY! Literary Dumbass!
Guy:Just kiddin'........sheesh.
3. You are merely a Liter

Literary Dumbass by BerserkWolf November 4, 2005

Literary Defecation 

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.

Literary Defecation by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017