Skip to main content

Lemony Snicket 

The occurrence of one shit show, tragedy or horrible even after another after another and so on.

A series of unfortunate events
" hey bro, sorry I've been so distant the last few weeks! It's just that my life went for a Lemony Snicket last month and I haven't felt very social."
Lemony Snicket by SpaceCowboy94 October 21, 2024

S'lemon Fizz

Susie's Lemon Fizz, or S'lemon Fizz, is the perfect refreshment following incredible sex.

Terry's Chocolate Lemon

To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.
Izzie had been drinking all day and had unfortunately produced a Terry's Chocolate Lemon.

Lemon Lime Farmer's Surprise 

When you fuck a girl in a field of mulch (near a farm) and you shove a small garden shovel up a girls ass and pour lemon juice down the hole. Then the guy has to drink everything that comes out of the hole and the girl has to take a shit.
I gave the fat chick a lemon lime farmer's surprise after i found out she liked shovels in her ass.

that's so lemon 

"That's so lemon" is a way of saying something is very cool but slightly off, in the way that eating a lemon or something of that highly acidic or citrusy nature causes one to make /that/ face.
A: That new mansion I bought is so cool!
B: Yeah, that's so lemon! Too bad it's decrepit and beyond repair...
that's so lemon by Loki April 30, 2005

If it's swimmin put a lemon. 

A restaurant phrase used when a garnish or lemon is placed with a dish that has some sort of fish.
Cook: "Order up!"
Server: "Thanks dude."

Cook: "Hey man, If it's swimmin put a lemon."