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The Eagle Has Landed 

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"
I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!
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Linked it 

To 'Link it' at someone is to 'crack it' or get very angry and furious with them.
Natalie 'linked it' at michelle on the phone- by yelling and abusing her.
Linked it by Jem* March 20, 2008

linkedin explosion 

When one goes from being a "job seeker" on linkedin to being employed and wanting to show off to all your friends/colleagues through inviting them into your network.

Having minimal information on your profile and "in search of new career opportunity" to having a gratuitous amount of pages of text on a job you haven't even started yet.
Joe just had a linkedin explosion? Suddenly he thinks he's hot shit after landing that gig at BMW, he's adding everyone left and right bro.

Did you hear? Jill recently went from struggling liberal arts graduate to retail at Saks. She had a linkedin explosion and added our entire graduating class to brag about it through status updates.
linkedin explosion by Spartan09 December 12, 2009

landed gentry 

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manorial estates in the countryside and owning slaves or serfs.
Landed gentry, exempt from mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonists; this is part of the reason why Russian society actually degenerated to the point of revolution by 1917.
landed gentry by Uncle Dimma February 18, 2014

Lakedaimon 

Lakedaimon.. The mighty ancient group that everyone trembles upon, only if you could understand

The Lakonians are a brotherhood with a bond that will never be separated, Sppecter General of the Armies has led Lakedaimon to a complete success, without the Entoli, and the HIGHCOM Lakedaimon wouldn't be the grand fear-monger it is now. Here's some advice DO NOT PR US or you will get clapped.
* He trembles as the vast Lakedaimon Army march all the way through the Roman borders destroying anyone in sight. *
Lakedaimon by ahouahouahou October 6, 2019

Linked Universe 

An AU about the nine idiotic heroes in the Legend Of Zelda franchise. These nine consist of:
Name (game(s) Title, era)
Sky (skyward sword, hero of the skies, sky era)

Four (minish cap, four swords, four swords adventures, hero of four, the force era)
Time (ocarina of time, majora's mask, hero of time, era of the hero of time)
Wind (wind waker, phantom hourglass, spirit tracks, hero of winds, era without a hero)
Twilight (twilight princess, hero of twilight, twilight era)
Warriors (hyrule warriors, hero of wars, war era)
Legend (a link to the past, links awakening, oracle of seasons, oracle of ages, a link to the past, triforce heroes, hero of legend, era of light and dark)
Hyrule (the legend of zelda, the adventure of link, hero of hyrule, era of decline)
Wild (hyrule warriors: age of calamity, breath of the wild, breath of the wild 2, hero of the wild, era of the great calamity)
This AU was created by Jojo on Tumblr
Person #1: Yo dude did you see the new update?
Person #2: Update? To what?
Person #1: Linked Universe, man! It's an amazing AU Jojo created on tumblr!
Linked Universe by IlikeTLOZ&Anime February 13, 2021