Ketchup on a Lobster 

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.

"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"

Ketchup on a Lobster by Billiest March 8, 2010

ketchup addict 

Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.

Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.

Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....

ketchup addict by KetchupKing November 7, 2013

ketchup shwetty 

A casual, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy food; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly benign as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!

ketchup shwetty by YAWA August 14, 2017

ketchup dick 

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes

That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.

ketchup dick by The Sweet Dragon September 26, 2010

ass ketchup 

mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon

shut the fuck up ass ketchup

ass ketchup by peelshere January 13, 2011

Ketchup Schwetty

A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...

Ketchup Schwetty by YAWA July 16, 2017

Ketchup pre-cum 

The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.

Bob didn't shake the bottle enough and it jizzed ketchup pre-cum all over his hot dog.

Ketchup pre-cum by Illneedasaviour September 5, 2013