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kris jenner 

A fame hungry control freak who wishes she was 25. Her fame hungry, talentless daughter's, (the Kardashians) take up the airwaves and poison the minds of children. Only concerned about $ and fame, even though she can't do shit.
Kris Jenner: OMG, those stupid Housewives are taking up my TV time. I NEED MONEY NOW.
kris jenner by lilcamifromcali August 13, 2011

Kendall Jenner 

The person who ruined 5 Seconds Of Summer's first ever introduction on international television.
#kendallyouhadonejob
"Guys I'm the worst reader" -Kendall Jenner

The Bruce Jenner 

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation
if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner

de-Jenner-ate 

1) The curious process of historical revision whereby a former Olympian can reveal, retroactively, that s/he spent forty years severely questioning his/her own sexual identity, while all the time taking great pains not to allow said sexually ambiguous thoughts to pass into the media.

2) A bipedal hominid who is in no sense of the word a mensch, who has not made a career of M-T-F but still hasn't the guts to cut off his wang and have it splayed open into a plastic pussy; a publicity-grubbing status-seeker and sexual hypocrite.

3) the result of a sex-change operation not to be confused with normal, healthy transsexuals, who has been so corrupted by Hollywood value that s/he thinks that Americans will swallow 40 years of bullcrap just for a photo cover spread and charm offensive.
"Oh, God, there she is again. All OVER the media."

"I wonder if the cereal company will give me back what I paid for my Wheaties box back when she was still a he?"

"It's a very de-Jenner-ate situation."
de-Jenner-ate by al-in-chgo June 8, 2015

kylie jenner challenge 

You take a shot glass or glass cup and suck really hard and when you let go your lips will be gigantic (Usually resulting in bruises and swelling, you are practically ruining your lips)
I did the Kylie Jenner challenge, and now my lips are huge!

Kylie Jenner 

Previously daughter of Bruce Jenner (now Caitlyn Jenner) and little white child of Kardashian family. Keen to follow in her sister Kim Kardashian's shoes, has bought herself a new body (ass and tits before finishing puberty) and of course plumped her thin lines and fake tanned her white freckle skin into a Latina looking Mrs Potato head. Her aim is to look like a hot half black chic when she really is just as white wonder bread. Catch her taking numerous selfies pouting and raising an eye brow or with older black men who just use her to become the next Kanye west. Also note: she is hotter on Instagram than in real life
"She's got that Kylie Jenner look?"
"What you mean?"
"She a hoe"
Kylie Jenner by xoxo gossip grl August 13, 2015