I-Ready 

"I-Ready educates kids!" Teachers say, Of course they are wrong and if you are looking for any mental disorders, Suicidal thoughts and brain explosion, then use I-ready. This is just for robots and no children should be using this software as this just develops hateful thoughts and procrastination.

Teacher: We are gonna have a pizza party tommarow!
Kids: YAYYAYAYAYY
Teachers mind: NO! MAKE THEM SUFFER! TORTURE THEM!
Teacher: Never mind we are just going to do I-Ready.

I-Ready by itzcalb766 December 9, 2020

i-Ready 

i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.

Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."

All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"

i-Ready by mrmarmalad February 21, 2020

I-ready 

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

I-ready by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

I-Ready 

same definition as, commit murder, commit suicide, hell, torture , and demons killing you.

government: why are those kids killing them self?
teacher: idk
student a: idk maybe they are using I-ready??

I-Ready by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022

i-Ready 

A stupid website that is gay and plory and yoop think they will educate you but they make you kermit sewer slide

Teacher: We're doing i-Ready
Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i-Ready by the icarly fan September 14, 2020

i-Ready 

A horrible teaching platform that attempts to seem young and relatable, which it fails at, and keep everything at a first grade explanation, no matter the subject or difficulty of it.

Jim: i-Ready is bad.
Joe: Yes

i-Ready by Carl_The_Greatest_Carl March 11, 2021

I-Ready 

a cursed website from the depths of hell.

Kid 1:*Moans*my teacher wants me to do I-Ready
Kid 2: Salute!

I-Ready by URMOMMY:D September 27, 2022