heavens no 

What you would say right before you say Hell yeah.

Heavens no, Hell yea.


From a Bloodhound Gang song? Exactly.

heavens no by beattie April 16, 2005

heavened hell 

a humorous term for a marriage theorhetically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.

in Hollywood any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easy and women being financially independent.

heavened hell by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2013

heavenscape

1. a heavenly landscape

2. an extremely pleasant place or scene

Telluride sure is a heavenscape

heavenscape by Heavenscape August 30, 2023

heavener

Putting your Penis in a girl's ear, and skeeting.

a heavener takes place when the woman does not wish to swallow and you engage in retribution by unloading in her ear like its your job.

heavener by bubbasparxxx February 10, 2008

thick-headedness 

The quality of being slow and stupid (sluggish and obtuse of mind) at the same time.

It was still, in what can only be described as, one of the best examples of thick-headedness.

thick-headedness by Tighe Jaffe April 27, 2008

heatness 

The condition of "thick feeling" heat in a small place that you have to enter; also an exclamation of the same when experiencing it.

When it's very hot outside and your car has been shut up all day, and you open it for the first time to get in and the temperature takes your breath away - that first blast of heat escaping is "heatness".

heatness by jmk123 February 3, 2010

Heavens Curve

Usually referring to a mans penis being slightly to largely curved while an erection is occuring.

Tech n9ne: "You love my leg in thrid, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."

Heavens Curve by mcnasty_303 April 20, 2009