garbage stale 

What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.

Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.

garbage stale by QuacksO September 23, 2017

garbage sauce 

Very sucky and not good

My Spanish homework was garbage sauce

garbage sauce by Garbage sauce queen November 11, 2017

Garbage Sweat

Easily the worst thing your mother could call you

«You slept with somebody from the Frank Znort Quartet, again? You are such a pile of Garbage Sweat!»

Garbage Sweat by Shiteloadofsweat August 31, 2018

Garbage Sweat

Easily the worst thing your mother could call you

«You slept with somebody you met at the Frank Znort Quartet show again? You are such a pile of garbage sweat!»

Garbage Sweat by Shiteloadofsweat August 31, 2018

garbage sommelier

A individual with expertise in pairing junk foods.

I paired a chocolate Dunkin' donut with a Coke - the fat mixed with the carbonation was exquisite. I'm a garbage sommelier.

garbage sommelier by anonymous June 10, 2022

crum / garbage / squarehead 

ewww. yuck. garbage. square. self explanitory. people you need to stay away from, or you may become intaminated.

reegan k. is a sqaurehead.
dustin m. is a yucky pile of garbage.
jesse m. is both garbage, and landmark crum.
troy b. is ick.
if you have come across ANY of the following, you have met a crum / garbage / squarehead. i feel pain for you.

crum / garbage / squarehead by tkrys January 31, 2009

Murphy's Law of Garage Sales

"The desirability of and/or your need for an item at a garage sale will be in direct inverse proportion to the likelihood of your actually being able to purchase it."

The four most common/infuriating occasions when Murphy's Law of Garage Sales holds true:
(1) A desired item is something that's just stored in the family's garage; it’s not one of the items for sale.
(2) The item has already been sold, and the homeowner is just “holding” it till the buyer gets back with either the money or a vehicle to transport the item to his own home.
(3) The item is too expensive, and the seller will not budge on the price. (Note: this is not always an "all hope is lost" situation --- you may have at least two additional options. First, try coming back again later in the day to see if the item is still unsold --- if YOU think that the item is overpriced, then most OTHER yard-sailers may think so, too, and so nobody else may have bought the item yet, either, giving you a second crack at possibly purchasing it at a reduced price, especially since by now the seller may likely feel a bit "desperate" to get rid of it. And second, have a glance at the trash-heap out front of the person’s house that evening --- sometimes unsold yard-sale items will simply be tossed out, and so you can then get them for free.)
(4) The item is something that you would logically want to test out first to make sure it operates satisfactorily, but there is no hookup for electricity/water/telephone/internet/antenna/audio/video at the site of the sale, and the stubborn owner will not allow you to either bring the item into his house or temporarily take it somewhere else to test it.

Murphy's Law of Garage Sales by QuacksO August 1, 2018