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Cum Fogged

A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.
Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work and I know his wife, Sandy, is giving him no love.
Cum Fogged by Clint G April 25, 2006

Cripple Cream Flogger 

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

purple flagged

Off the dating market for heterosexual people; A homosexual.
Tova: That guy is so hot!
Eliana: I know! unfortunatly he's purple flagged.
Tova: Are you sure?
Eliana: He's in my theater class... with his boyfriend.

dolphin-flogger 

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.
What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
dolphin-flogger by WordFreak March 8, 2009

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!
closet flogger by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

flagged for sexual content 

Often used on YouTube as a compliment. Use of this term does not mean that a video is actually flagged, but that the content of the video was so awesome that the viewer thought it was sexy.