A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.
Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work and I know his wife, Sandy, is giving him no love.
Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
Tova: That guy is so hot!
Eliana: I know! unfortunatly he's purple flagged.
Tova: Are you sure?
Eliana: He's in my theater class... with his boyfriend.
Often used on YouTube as a compliment. Use of this term does not mean that a video is actuallyflagged, but that the content of the video was so awesome that the viewer thought it was sexy.