weed fascist 

One who smokes canabis exclusively, abstaining from all other drugs.

Heroin makes you a loser, coke makes you an asshole, crack is just plain dumb. I'm afraid of acid, I hate liquor and I'm morally opposed to pills. I'm a weed fascist, and I love you.

weed fascist by Teh Pope May 13, 2005

Fascist 

Anyone who disagrees.

"You're a Fascist!"
"I'm an Anarchist, actually."

Fascist by VaTeuton February 14, 2017

body fascist 

Someone who thinks or speaks condescendingly to others who aren't as concerned with inches of muscle, percent body fat, Creatine, protein shakes or marathon running as s/he is.

"That guy's been staring at you for twenty minutes. You should say hi."

"Ugh. No."

"Why not? He's kinda cute."

"Look at him. I know he can't bench press his own body weight, so no thank you."

"Dude, don't be such a body fascist."

body fascist by StSean November 4, 2009

indie fascist

A person who exclusively listens to "independent" or "underground" music, and then proceeds to shut out any music style that does not adhere to their own strict principles. Often they will not associate with and indeed look down upon those who listen to anything remotely commercial.

To spot an indie fascist, head to your nearest locally owned record store, pretentious coffee shop, or arthouse bar and look for someone wearing a scarf, thick-rimmed glasses, and possibly women's jeans and a beanie. A beard may also be present on some varieties (particularly the northwest indie fascist).

Don't bother arguing about music with them, your tastes are obviously inferior.

I thought Rob was going to tear my head off when I put that Godsmack CD in, that guy's a straight up indie fascist!

indie fascist by spokomptonjdub May 12, 2008

BOGO fascist

Slang for the Trump vote meaning Buy One Get One free since Putin will be our de facto president.

Wow, what a beautiful bonus this is to be voting for this BOGO fascist!

BOGO fascist by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2020

Fascist Island 

Fashion Island, an upscale mall in Newport Beach, CA

I went to fascist island to buy a pair of overpriced knickers.

Fascist Island by cornholio October 16, 2003

fascist orange 

A color on the spectrum between magenta and puce. It's the color that's formed when you mix spray tan solution with the urine of a Kremlin-employed prostitute.

James Comey: "Your face has a fascist orange glow, Mr. President. Did a Russian hooker pee on you?"

Donald Trump: "You're fired!"

fascist orange by MasalaBallz May 13, 2018