Pulling an Epstein

To do something at such a blatant level with such obviousness and blind self-entitlement that it’s designed to implode.

Well there he goes, Pulling an Epstein, showing the whole world just how compulsively self-aggrandizing and self-destructive he truly is.

Pulling an Epstein by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Epstein

He didn’t kill himself

Epstein didn’t kill himself

Epstein by Phil Mc’Kracken January 12, 2021

Epstein Barr Virus 

Slang for the diseased condition of the White House in 2019, beginning with Jeffrey Epstein and ending with William Barr.

Donald cannot deny that his Epstein Barr Virus may ultimately be the death of him.

Epstein Barr Virus by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019

guarding Epstein 

To perform a critical task poorly.

e.g. Dad walks in on son playing video game night before book report is due:
"Wow, you're really guarding Epstein with this book report, aren't you?"

guarding Epstein by Darko May August 13, 2019

Jeff Epstein 

A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.

Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.

Jeff Epstein by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020

epstein

To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.

Did you hear kyle pulled an epstein last night? What a pimp!

epstein by DOW September 26, 2006

The Epstein 

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".

The Epstein by Sammy "Sausage" Swanson March 6, 2009