exitstencilist 

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.

In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.

exitstencilist by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

Texas Exit 

When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.

This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.

Texas Exit by GGAustin August 14, 2011

Exiteen 

The age where teenagers "teens" are expected to behave like responsible adults but are treated and disregarded as children. It is usually defined as the last two years of high school and the gap year after graduation.

Much of the mainstream media and commercial sector target their content and products at exiteens that want to be able to enjoy those things marketed at them but are not legally allowed to do so.

10-12 year olds = Tweens / Tweenager
13-15 year olds = Teens
16-19 year olds = Exiteens

Exiteen by DarwinSnowEvolved September 8, 2019

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

tires don exits by Piscine September 20, 2016

existential nap 

Death.

Grandma did not come from upstairs this morning, she is taking an existential nap or Timmy's dog can't fetch the ball because it's taking an existential nap on the farm

existential nap by ramphilosophers December 7, 2017

Existential Crisis 

Danisnotonfire

Existential crisis in the works:
Dan: Making some cereal......why do I exist? Life is pointless....
Dan: Time to make a video! So fun! .....One day I and everyone I love will be dead. We're so alone in the universe

Existential Crisis by dungman October 14, 2013

fully in existence 

Something that stands out more than normally expected.

Person 1: That girl was cute, but she did have a big nose.
Person 2: Yea your right, it was fully in existence.

fully in existence by RunTampa December 8, 2009