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Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS) 

A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.
“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”
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jake ebs 

Should date Jaida
Jake Ebs should date Jaida
jake ebs by LeopardKing7173 April 13, 2020
A school that will stress your soul outta ya life.
An acronym for ebonyi stress University.
Every student of ebsu needs constant supply of money..
You've been ebsued.
Wats ur ebsu
EBSU by Mai_kelz March 9, 2020
(e)nhanced (B)lue (S)creen (o)f (D)eath.
The new and updated version of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) released with Microsoft Windows 2000 and used also in Microsoft Windows XP.
The eBSoD is characterized by either/both a nicer font and/or the logo of the Micosoft Windows version you are using.
Me: Loading program
Computer: eBSoD
Me: WTF! Well lets try this again.
eBSoD by Harbinger October 27, 2007

EBSCOhost 

A search engine for books, librarians typically get off with it.
Librarian: EBSCOhost! EBSCOhost!
EBSCOhost by Table D January 5, 2009
if you need a negative adjective... this is your word
The bathroom is so fuc*in ebsco.
ebsco by Derek November 30, 2004

ebsiflutely

Ebsiflutely is a way of saying Absolutely. It was devised from Abso-fucking-lutely.
Are you coming to dinner tonight?
-Ebsiflutely, I wouldn't miss it.
ebsiflutely by Rikvik March 20, 2010