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(e)nhanced (B)lue (S)creen (o)f (D)eath.
The new and updated version of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) released with Microsoft Windows 2000 and used also in Microsoft Windows XP.
The eBSoD is characterized by either/both a nicer font and/or the logo of the Micosoft Windows version you are using.
Me: Loading program
Computer: eBSoD
Me: WTF! Well lets try this again.
eBSoD by Harbinger October 27, 2007
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esoderec 

esoderec

Stereotype for Local middle aged man, works at the Local gas station, and he who lives in his mothers basement, with little to no ambition to work his way out of it.

Probably has a larger than life ego, that does not match his life experience and skill levels. He has strong opinions but somehow blames all his unfortunate life circumstances on others, but yet is eager to point out how everyone should adjust their own life.

Is probably dating a close family member, and you are quite unsure about the whole thing.
What a frustrating thing when you realize that you are an esoderec

My cousin is dating an esoderec, how do I deal with that fact?
esoderec by Derick goudet July 9, 2020
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eBSoD • EBOD • ebgod • eboda • Ebodal • ebodybay • Ebsomutely • Ebsorlaftic • Esodeds • esoderec
An acronym for the phrase, "Eat a bag of Dicks"

As in: Dicks. Eat them.

This phrase can convey almost any meaning or emotion, including extremes such as gleefulness or depression, apathetic nonchalance or unbridled enthusiasm. The true power of the phrase is in its' comedic timing.
"Can you help me move next week?"
"EBOD, dude."
EBOD by Skyblue902 June 16, 2012

Esodophobia 

Fear of losing your virginity.
Ex.1: She was kinda a prude 'cause she had esodophobia.

Ex.2: "That bitch wouldn't sleep with me, she must have esodophobia."
Esodophobia by ShelbyKilljoyy April 4, 2012

Ebsorlaftic 

Something that is so freaking awesome it is made of epic win.
THAT CAT IS SO FREAKING EBSORLAFTIC!!!!
Ebsorlaftic by Catherates May 29, 2009
Acronym used by boys ususlly in the teen phase to be a "secrets code" or a Snapchat group chat with the boys. E- every b-bitch g-gets o-our d-dick. Basically every bitch gets our dick.
Jalen- "yo EBGOD with Mercedes"

Kaleb-"hell yeah EBGOD with Kiley"

Sebastian-"yo check the EBGOD gc on snap"
Damyian-"hell yea bro EBGOD"
ebgod by Kileyyyyy May 29, 2017
Stringy, dirty hair. Mostly, but not limited to, young white guys trying to be Island.
Gah! Look at the pasty with his Esodeds! He should just wash his hair already.

Yeah but he says his auntie is from Trini
Esodeds by Caution_Tosser August 30, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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