Douche Baguette
Douche Baguette by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
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My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.
douche baguette by Giovanni Strunzo August 19, 2007
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Internet Douchbaguette
1:Whiny bitch on a message board who changes her arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite.
2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
2: A loaf of crusty French bread purchased from Tesco.com, crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
Internet Douchbaguette
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*
2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com
1:
Mod: Admin, you've turned this forum to shit.
Admin: DON'T YOU FUCKING ABUSE ME YOU MORON!! *douchbaguette smacks mod across face with a ban*
2: A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge...Purchased from Tesco.com
Internet Douchbaguette by Teflon55 May 19, 2009
Douche Baguette
An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.
(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)
Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.
(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)
Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
Douche Baguette by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022
Douche Baguette
A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.
Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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Douche Baguette by Haute Pepper September 14, 2011
Douche Baguette
A thin loaf of french bread that a woman inserts in her vaginal canal for purposes of enhancing her pleasure and its flavor for dinner later.
Douche Baguette by Dr. Random May 20, 2009
douchBaguette
1. n. A loaf of crusty French bread crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.
1. n. A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge.
1. n. A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge.
douchBaguette by Babbo June 26, 2008