donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

J-Donks

1. A word that can replace any other word in the English language (including various parts of speech such as verbs, adjectives, etc.) for the purpose of rewording any phrase with the objective of humorous discourse.

1. Person #1: Dude, what the f***?!

Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!

2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?

Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.

J-Donks by Dr. Richard Strain September 8, 2010

donkster

The combination of a donkey and a lobster.

They would call it the Donkster of the deep, and the old fisherman down at the wharf would reward any fisherman brave enough to fish it out five thousand dollars as a reward.

donkster by trevor bonitz December 11, 2008

Dankismaximous 

'Dank-us-maxi-muss'
When something is super awesome! or going your way

Guy 1: MAN MY DAY WAS DANKISMAXIMOUS!!!

Guy b: thats chill

Dankismaximous by flick_dick October 13, 2011

Donise

A smart and loving person. She enjoys to be surrounded by people she love. However, she hates being a burden on anything or anyone. She will rather hurt in silence than to ask for help.

Ask Donise she’ll help us!

Donise by anonymous September 6, 2020

dumpster donkies 

A flopy titted cross eyed hog that fucks behind a dumpster at a truck stop

Slamber the dumpster donkie is getting the bottom end knocked out of her again for a pack a smokes ...dumpster Donkies

dumpster donkies by Stinkiskon September 4, 2017

Am Donkin! 

New age terminology for the Bitchoin generation to indicate that they are affluent and doing well in life. Usually socially displayed by driving round in latest tech vehicles and wearing Puff Diddy loafers. Have all the business acumen of Tony Stark but zero of the star power or tech.

Seen the peak in choin over the weekend? aye, me wallets fuckin burstin! Am Donkin! me like!!!!!!

Am Donkin! by JeanClaudeVanGram April 3, 2022