Dammit Dan! 

A phrase used in times of frustration. You do not necessarily need to be referring to an individual named dan nor do you need to have a friend dan. Use this phrase particularly in circumstances dealing with video games, anime, thumbs, episodic abuses, jackie and debra videos, what what in the butt, daren's dance grooves, and choke holds.

Roberta: "My thumbs look like toes"
Olga: "Dammit Dan!"

Dammit Dan! by GouchGoomba May 19, 2009

dammit carl! 

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.

"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"

dammit carl! by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006

Dammit Anne 

It can be used to express blame towards a person, place, or thing.

Easy to shout when something doesn't go your way, or when a group of your friends get screwed over cuz it was your fault.

It gives you a sense of security to blame Anne & not yourself

The original Dammit Anne resides in Seattle, WA the name was given to her by her father. she can found on myspace, but then again who can't.

"I lost the keys to my car... Dammit Anne!"
or
"Dammit Anne! I'm out of beer!"
or
"I missed my flight to Chicago cuz I stayed up all night drinking booze & blowing all my cheddar on strippers....... DAMMIT ANNE!"
and
"Dammit Anne, Bellevue, WA sucks alot!"

Dammit Anne by Sweens January 6, 2008

Dammit Sam 

When someone fails and or sucks at something, you use dammit sam. Sam was a very nooby man. So thus, Dammit Sam!

Jake: Dammit Sam, my computer just died!

Dammit Sam by ChandlerTheRandomLlama April 3, 2015

Dammit Johnny 

A term used in a podcast for a popular flash series "Unforgotten Realms". It is used when the new artist of UR says, or does something wrong. It has become a small catch phrase for various fans of the series, and is sometimes used when telling someone they did something bad.

Clive: Hey, man! I just sold my soul to satan!
Winston: Dammit Johnny!

Dammit Johnny by Mr. Bibby April 10, 2008

Dammit Obama 

What is cursed whenever one is disconnected from the internet.

Coined from the recently passed bill that gives Obama the power and authorization to quite literally turn off the internet.

I was trying to buy concert tickets the minute they were released, but then my internet went down! By the time I got reconnected, they were sold out! Dammit Obama!

Dammit Obama by FiveTail July 6, 2010

dammit pinecone 

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.

-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!

dammit pinecone by tadertodd December 14, 2010