Crank 

A combination of crying and wanking.
A self pitying act where one finds pleasure by wanking.

Person A : Dude you got rejected !
Person B : I'm gonna go home and crank now.

Crank by Beeanie October 26, 2010

Crank 

A derogatory and derisive term used to insult and humiliate ones foes.
Ts3 slang used in place of words such as Idiot or Moron
Good for use in the work or school environment as is not a recognised insult and is not common knowledge to teachers, bosses etc.

"Oh shut up you crank!"

"I don't like Nico, he's a crank!"

Crank by Lee Kino February 12, 2008

Crank 

A crank is someone who is performing two actions at the same time which are juxtaposed. Originally a term created by Russell Brand combining the two words 'cry' and 'wank'.

Man1: "Dude, is that drunk guy throwing up and trying to eat a sandwich?"
Man2: "What an absolute crank!"

Crank by Flossua March 21, 2009

crank 

To wank while crying. Largely done by emos and Christians.

"I caught him cranking in the vestubule"

crank by Tom Bentley Hibbins October 18, 2007

crank 

Crystal Meth, was given the name crank because it used to be smuggled in the crank cases of cars and bikes.
Expecailly Harleys when sumggled by hells angels.

Crank- It's what's for breakfast!

crank by Method Man June 11, 2006

Crank 

Crying at the same time as having a wank.

Why don't you just fuck off and have a crank!

Crank by Heidi Chad September 19, 2008

crank 

Crystal Methamphetamine made in a shitty little lab, often containing battery acid, bleach, cleanser and many other household chemicals. Yellowish powder in color if it is the worst shit :-)

Do you have any crank to smoke so we can smell stinky shit like burning rubber?

crank by PumpMasterCunty June 11, 2006