Clowning 

Clowned: - or Clowning: Also known as "To Clown" and "The Clowning" - To make fun of, to make an absolute fool of, or to school someones dumb ass.

"Remember that time you totally bought Larry Smith's house from the bank, which he lost to the bank after remortgaging it and spending all the money on booze... the house he said you could never set foot in again... MAN YOU TOTALLY CLOWNED YOUR DAD'S DUMB ASS!!"

"Man you totally clowned that guy"

"Man, you're totally clowning your dad! Hahahaha"

Clowning by BSmith XE January 20, 2014

Cyloning 

When a computer microphone (Generally a USB headset microphone) begins to act strangely during an online conversation, generating unwanted audio artifacts such as an echo, or buzzing, causing the person using the microphone to sound like a Cylon. Cyloning can usually be fixed by simply unplugging the microphone and plugging it back in. The term was coined by tech journalist Leo Laporte

Dwight: H-ZZZ-WWZZZ-AWAWZZZ-ZZZ
Leo: Dwight, you're Cyloning!
Dwight: ZZZ-OOOH N-ZZZ-OOOOOOOO

Cyloning by Stevenup7002 November 29, 2009

uni-coning 

The act of purchasing an ice cream cone, asking the man/woman at the drive through window if they believe in unicorns, and after their response you immediately smash the ice cream cone on your forehead screaming "Believe!!!!!"

Amy and Sandra went uni-coning at mcdonalds, getting ice cream all over their faces!

uni-coning by LainaDee August 23, 2011

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please! 

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)

Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please! by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021

coning 

the act of buying a ice cream cone through a drive-through and grabbing it by the ice cream itself not the cone. (generally known as the new planking)

noah went through the drive through at mcdonalds for a coning session to the workers disbelief!

coning by bdbnjb June 28, 2011

clowning 

to make fun of, make light of.

or the act of being silly.

Susie and her crew were clowning Rosa for having toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

clowning by kayla December 14, 2003

clowning 

to be making fun of someone, or make jokes

Dude The Game was clowning on 50 cent. He was clowning on the new kid.

clowning by Matstir January 24, 2010